when u accidentally click a link so u dont release the mouse and kind of slowly drag away from the link. threat avoided. citizens safe. for now.
When your girlfriend tries to hold your hand before marriage
SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.
Now that’s how you get laid boys.
when you’re trying to sing your favorite song and you’re friend tries to start singing with you
hearing teachers swear keeps me young